get in losers. we're going to the suburbs.
A Valentine for Gretchen Wieners
Roses are often ruby red, violets are fantastic. Your dad invented Toaster Strudel which makes you our favorite Plastic.
You can’t help that you’re popular. You vibe on being rich. And nothing quite says “feminism” like your sculpted bare midriff.
Still you got no love from Santa, not a single candy cane. But we love you irregardless, despite your phallic name.
Regina may be a crazy bitch, and Cady may think she’s a catch. But Karen’s just a stupid whore…
And girlfriend, you’re SO fetch.
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somuchsass:craytonc:holleewoodworld:
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craytonc:holleewoodworld: A Valentine for Gretchen Weiner You go Glen Coco!
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Glen Coco? FOUR for you, Glen Coco! You go Glen Coco.
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efff I am definitely watching mean girls tonight. I love every part of this movie
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best.movie.ever. (shut up, my standard’s aren’t very high)
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holleewoodworld posted this
oh hi. i'm hollee actman becker. wait. who? just your average writer/main line mom obsessed with botox, regina george and jessica simpson hair extensions. the suburbs are my playground. by which i mean i drive carpool all day. in my next life, I want to be andy cohen. because he gets to hang out in the clubhouse with all the cool kids, that's why. and p. to the s. it's pronounced suburb-BABBLE. like, duh!
