get in losers. we're going to the suburbs.
I’ve never been a bath person but I may have to start.
oh hi. i'm hollee actman becker. wait. who? just your average writer/main line mom obsessed with botox, fifty shades, regina george and the real housewives. the suburbs are my playground. by which i mean i drive carpool all day. in my next life, I want to be andy cohen. because he gets to hang out in the clubhouse with all the cool kids, that's why. and p. to the s. it's pronounced suburb-BABBLE. like, duh!












