get in losers. we're going to the suburbs.
Because I spent countless hours as a little girl spinning around in circles in my backyard, arms outstretched, praying with every dizzifying turn that I would transform into a star-spangled, lasso-wielding, raven-tressed badass who could rock a bustier and invisible jet like nobody’s business.
In case you thought it was just a happy coincidence that the only bracelets in my jewelry collection are a bunch of big ol’ freaking cuffs.
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some great shots and I to think my little wifie is a wonder woman!
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Sam, you rock! I’m so glad someone else admits to wearing them outside, too!
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I had Wonder Woman AND R2-D2. And I wore them outside all the freaking time. I saw the wonder woman ones online in adult...
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oh hi. i'm hollee actman becker. wait. who? just your average writer/main line mom obsessed with botox, regina george and jessica simpson hair extensions. the suburbs are my playground. by which i mean i drive carpool all day. in my next life, I want to be andy cohen. because he gets to hang out in the clubhouse with all the cool kids, that's why. and p. to the s. it's pronounced suburb-BABBLE. like, duh!









