get in losers. we're going to the suburbs.
Wait.
So now I have to leave my brand new 22,000 square-foot Brentwood mansion to go freeze my ass off in Indianapolis?
Don’t they know I’m a freaking SUPERMODEL?!
I mean… I used to date LEO!
Filha da puta!
Is it too late to call an audible and give Tom back to Bridget?
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jenjiquinji said:
Shes probably just reminiscing on how unpainful childbirth was
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holleewoodworld posted this
oh hi. i'm hollee actman becker. wait. who? just your average writer/main line mom obsessed with botox, regina george and jessica simpson hair extensions. the suburbs are my playground. by which i mean i drive carpool all day. in my next life, I want to be andy cohen. because he gets to hang out in the clubhouse with all the cool kids, that's why. and p. to the s. it's pronounced suburb-BABBLE. like, duh!









