get in losers. we're going to the suburbs.
Her: Hey Mommy! Can I start a tumblr?
Me: No.
Her: Why not?
Me: Because you’re nine.
Her: So? You have one.
Me: Yeah, well, I’m a grown-up.
Her: What’s the big deal? All you do is post pictures of, like, a New Year’s Eve party or something and then write “Happy New Year!”
Me: Yeah. Pretty sure I would never do that.
Her: You’re right. You’d write “Happy New Year, Bitches!”
If this was a real job I would so be getting fired.
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holleewoodworld posted this
oh hi. i'm hollee actman becker. wait. who? just your average writer/main line mom obsessed with botox, regina george and jessica simpson hair extensions. the suburbs are my playground. by which i mean i drive carpool all day. in my next life, I want to be andy cohen. because he gets to hang out in the clubhouse with all the cool kids, that's why. and p. to the s. it's pronounced suburb-BABBLE. like, duh!
