January 2011
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Jan 31st
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Jan 29th
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WatchWatch
I know I’ve posted this on here before. But damn. Best movie scene ever. The spell is broken just a little bit knowing this song was written by Bernie Taupin about his first wife Maxine Feibelman.  So I’m just gonna go ahead and pretend like it’s written about Kate Hudson. ALMOST FAMOUS, directed by Cameron Crowe (2000) bklynfather
Jan 28th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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Age FAIL
I just spent over an hour looking for my cell phone only to find it sitting next to some leftover grilled chicken salad on the second shelf of the refridgerator. Sadly, all the Botox in the world can’t save me from this type of senior moment.
Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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So A Suburban Mom Pulls Into A Rite-Aid Parking...
Eight-Year-Old: Hey Mom where are we going?
Me: I just have to run into the drug store for a minute.
Them: Drugs! (giggle, giggle). That's so funny!
Me: Do you guys even know what drugs are?
Them: Yes!
Me: So what are they?
Them: Cigarettes!
Looks like I can wait a little bit on the frying pan and the eggs.
Jan 25th
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 21st
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Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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“Smart girls have more fun.”
– Aaron Sorkin.
Jan 17th
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Hey Mommy!
“Is that woman Cher the mean witch from Tangled?” I don’t know about you but I’m gonna hafta go with Yes.
Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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You Guys! Is It My Imagination...?
Or does Olivia Wilde’s Golden Globe dress look just like the pair of Shoshanna earrings I rocked last weekend?
Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 11th
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Oh. And Speaking Of Shoshanna...
Here’s me just, you know, hanging out with her in NYC back in 1996. A moment of silence for those abs. Also. I may or may not still have that shirt. What? A girl can dream can’t she?
Jan 9th
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Parenting Tip #564:
The answer to the question: “Do we have any glue?” is always No.
Jan 7th
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What Happens When You Have a Revolving Door of...
Jan 3rd
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Parenting FAIL
Five-Year-Old: Mommy can I have a Ring Pop for breakfast?
Me: Um let me think about that for a minute.... No.
Him: Why! Not?!
Me: Because I said so.
Him: You're not the boss of me!
Me: Yeah I pretty much am.
Him: Well you're not the boss of the whole world!
Me: I'm the boss of your world.
Him: My world is the whole world.
Me: Is that what you think?
Him: That's what I KNOW!
Jan 3rd
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It's Not New Year's Eve Until You...
Reserve a table at a dive bar. Have three drinks going at the same time. Wear the glasses. Rock major Mardi Gras beads. Ask the DJ to play Come On Eileen Pose with the waitress. Take a picture of the band. Make new friends at set break. Get mistaken for Shakira Dirty dance with your husband. Steal the reserved sign. Start eating bread. Take your wife home and...
Jan 2nd
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It's Not New Year's Eve Until You...
Reserve a table at a dive bar. Have three drinks going at the same time. Wear the glasses. Rock major Mardi Gras beads. Ask the DJ to play Come On Eileen Pose with the waitress. Take a picture of the band. Make new friends at set break. Get mistaken for Shakira Dirty dance with your husband. Steal the reserved sign. Start eating bread. Take your wife home and...
Jan 2nd
Jan 1st
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