February 2010
57 posts
January 2010
72 posts
“What I was really hanging around for, I was trying to feel some kind of a...”
– J.D. Salinger, 1919-2010.
Shit My Mom Says
Me: Guess who was asked to participate on a panel at the Harriton High School Career Symposium?
Her: Umm... Lance?
Me: What? No, me!
Her (Incredulous): You?
Me: Yeah. They want me to talk about blogging.
Her: Blogging? But Lance is a DOCTOR!
“Fall down, make a mess, break something occasionally. And remember that the...”
– Conan O’Brien’s Commencement Speech to the Havard Class of 2000
(via thehoulywoodreporter)
Jersey Shore, Jewish American Princess Style
Every time I watch Jersey Shore I have the same thought.
I think it might finally be time to bring Jappy back.
No joke.
Because in the midst of all the hype surrounding the show, it occurred to me that I have seen this before.
Excuse me.
I have lived this before.
And twenty years ago the public would probably have been just as fascinated, and just as appalled, had there been cameras...
