January 2009
72 posts
December 2008
69 posts
“It’s a funny thing coming home. Looks the same. Sounds the same. Even smells the...”
– The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (via markyb) (via nechamaelle)
I'm a Very Kinko Girl...
I may be a little late to the party on this…
But Fed-Ex/Kinko’s is changing it’s name to FedEx Office?
Big mistake. HUGE.
Seriously. Is nothing sacred?
The Kinko’s name is rife with nostalgia for me and probably a billion other college students who found themselves repeatedly pulling all nighters, scrambling to turn in last minute term papers in time to make the weekly...
You Know You're Old When...
…you wake up with a black eye from your kid smacking his head into your face
…and the first thing your mom says to you when she sees it is:
“What did you have done?”
“All New York guys are like 10 percent girl.”
– Robin Scherbatsky, How I Met Your Mother
About Last Night...
Saw me wearing my baseball hat and sunglasses today did you?
Nope. Not hungover.
(I wish)
So what did happen last night?
Here’s a recap.
7 pm:
Take 3-year-old up to bed. Wash hands. Brush teeth. Change into PJs.
Make no attempt to match the top with the bottom.
Because. That’s why.
7:15 pm:
Get in bed with 3-year-old. Read same three books as every night.
Read them...
Oh yeah? Well Maybe YOU Need 8th Grade Math
Husband: Babe. I just caught up on your blog. Funny stuff. But do you realize that a third of it is about Gossip Girl, a show that’s made for 8th graders?
Me: A third?
Husband: Maybe even more than that. Like a fourth.
“The financial situation at the moment is so bad that women are now marrying for...”
– (via sullof:mkg:peterwknox) (via caryrandolph)
Things You Learn By Watching E! In The Middle of...
Vodka + Yoo Hoo = White Trash Russian
YUM!
Though I’d like to rename this drink the Yoo Ho
The Precursor to Ringback Tones
My kids have been obsessed with watching old eps of Full House lately.
Which means that my husband and I are continuously subjected to an endless string of “How Rude!”s and “You got it, Dude”s, followed by holwing fits of laughter.
You’re SO jealous, right?
I have to admit. It is kind of interesting to watch this show with future knowledge.
Think about it.
Bob...
“You were so pretty in the days you spoke your mind”
– Third Eye Blind (via semichrmd)
“I like being a mess. It’s who I am.”
– Ally McBeal (via carlyjo) (via sheasylvia)
“So if I eat an egg bagel, is that considered protein?”
– My mom, who is trying to cut back on carbs
What It's Like to Watch High School Musical, The...
“MOMMY! What does THAT say?”
“WhatdoesTHATsay?”
“WhatdoesTHATsay?WhatdoesTHATsay?WhatdoesTHATsay?
Thanks Disney Channel.
You suck.
Can't You Just See Robert Downey Wielding a...
“Daddy, what does Ironman do with his superhero power? Iron stuff all day?”