Life without emojis is so hard.
Sometimes you just have to be a unicorn.
That look on my kids’ face tho.
Like she seriously thinks he’s gonna come alive.
Never seen him play lacrosse before.
No clue whose helmet that is.
And this is why I love sleepaway camp.
Totally responsible for the Creeper tee though.
Roots and wings, people!
This is 45.
So how did I choose to celebrate my birthday?
At a Phish show duh!
Denial may be a river in Egypt but every day can still be adventure even when you’re, like, really old.
Although we were evacuated due to an impending storm 30 minutes after this shot was taken so I’m thinking maybe Mother Nature disagrees.
Might wanna rethink this one New Jersey.
Contemplating ordering it just for the name #inwestphiladelphiabornandraised
Only from the heart can you touch the sky. ~Rumi
"Em, make sure to hold your brother’s hand when you get off the bus and walk him to his bunk."
"Ok I will. Promise."
Look, I’m glad it’s not broken and I’m happy she’s celebrating with some cool new arm candy but the 11-year-old’s spelling def needs some work.
Drew was such an asshole during the Emblem 3 Meet & Greet I took the 11-year-old and her bestie to a few months ago that we cropped him out of the photo and that’s, like, total foreshadowing you guys!