That time your husband asked you if Gavin Rossdale was in 5 Seconds of Summer #thisis45
The eight year old is lying in bed reading Judy Blume.
The 12 year old just asked Siri if she was a robot.
Life works in mysterious ways.
The blonde leading the blind?
First week of August?
Or first week of October?
Life without emojis is so hard.
Sometimes you just have to be a unicorn.
That look on my kids’ face tho.
Like she seriously thinks he’s gonna come alive.
Never seen him play lacrosse before.
No clue whose helmet that is.
And this is why I love sleepaway camp.
Totally responsible for the Creeper tee though.
Roots and wings, people!
This is 45.
So how did I choose to celebrate my birthday?
At a Phish show duh!
Denial may be a river in Egypt but every day can still be adventure even when you’re, like, really old.
Although we were evacuated due to an impending storm 30 minutes after this shot was taken so I’m thinking maybe Mother Nature disagrees.
Might wanna rethink this one New Jersey.
Contemplating ordering it just for the name #inwestphiladelphiabornandraised